As everyone knows, at the start of the season the club lost a lot of experienced female players from both the ladies 3rd and 4th team and unfortunately due to the disbandment of the ladies 4th’s during the previous season, came the opportunity of the newly formed ladies 3rds to be reborn!
Sam Zala had managed to triumph in gaining promotion to Severn Division 2 with her ladies 3rd team, but due to other commitments unfortunately could not continue. So without a captain, challenging times were ahead. Not wishing to see another side fall by the way side i reluctantly agreed to take on the captaincy, but only as a partnership with my co driver Mrs Durham!
And what a co driver she has been – I’m sure all my team will agree that her witty, sarcastic, even excentric pleading texts each week have made this season a truly memorable one and has given us the strength and commitment to continue each week and have most certainly put a smile on everyones face. Im sure the new young members of the team (Emily,Ava,Abbie and Lydia) wondered what they had joined!
Its not every week you are given fashion tips, dietary tips and full weather reports as part of the weekly text asking your availability for the weekend ahead!
A typical text would read:
“Morning, now then girls, plug yourself into any electrical appliance you can get your hands on, dont care if its a dyson,straighteners,dishwasher get those heart rates going, i will leave fluffy slippers on sideline(pink ones of course) sick bags available from me on request. Happy 21st Sophie!! ps weather forecast very good so get washing on the line and suncreams at the ready”
or following a game at Cirencester where the changing rooms left a lot to be desired the text read:
“Hope you’re all well and no one has picked up any nasty diseases from the changing room floors – tetanus needed!! Anyway this sats game is home against Newent who’s available- no excuses”
I can confidently say there has never been a dull moment in the 3rds despite the results which I will come onto in a minute I promise.
As I said at the beginning, challenging times were ahead - a new team, and a higher league faced everyone in September and just to add insult to injury – literally we started the season without a few of our “experienced”, more mature ladies who decided to do things like break bones whilst on holiday – how selfish, and if that wasnt enough I frequently lost players to the 2nd team, week in week out. However this didn’t phase us and each week we put out a side and played our hearts out , losing match after match. However, the score line was improving, so imagine the elation when we achieve our first win against cheltenham civil service 2-1.
So the moment you have all been waiting for – our results.
Played 18, won 2, lost 16, goals for 12, goals against 63 – sadly finishing bottom of the table.
Whilst we may not having won any trophies, I bet no one can beat our record of giving away the most penalty flicks in a season which I think currently stands at 10 and if that is not enough they were all conceded by the same person.
During one match following a bad week at work, she not only managed to concede a penalty flick, but through constant back chatting to the umpire managed to get the whole team a green card. You know who you are …
My thanks goes to Jeremy who has tirelessly turned out every week to provide our training and give constructive critism and also take time to coach the up and coming youngsters, improving their confidence and skills on the pitch.
And of course to Jan, who has arranged all the fixtures, and tirelessly pleaded with the opposition until the 11th hour some weeks to secure a 2nd umpire to ensure we could fulfill our fixtures. But thanks also to our umpires (when we have managed to get one) you know who you are, as again it is a thankless task and without you we wouldn’t be able to play. And to Andy who has provided moral support during some testing times.
Finally a huge thanks to my team for their commitment and support throughout the season, I could not have done it without you.
We may be down but we are certainly not out !
Here’s to 2012/2013.
Thank you.
Bev Halford



